It's a castle, I do declare! It's a castle. I mean, look at it. See that round tower on the side? I mean, how castle is that? All it lacks is a moat, right? I mean, this is Houston. How hard would it be to catch a couple of alligators?
Now see here. You walk into your castle you look to the left..... yep, that looks very castle-y. Maybe even a bit dungeonesque....
Uh-huh! The queen is in the counting-house, meeting with the royal lawyer, counting out her money. She sit's in her throne. She has her choice. There is more than one.
I included this picture only because, well, it's interesting, isn't it? The stools, well, zebras. The cabbage on the walls.... well, there you have it.
The breakfast room. Pretty, yes. For eating bread and honey. Biscuits. With honey. Whatever.
This is a closet for a queen, no? Jules would love this closet.
Very, um, interesting. I like it. I do. I like it. It's in the castle.
This. Is where you cook outside. Very... very, yes? I might be overwhelmed by this. I could handle it, though.
Now. Don't you want this? And get this. This castle costs a mere million dollars. Oh, yes, you read that right. Just a million. One. One million. For a castle. Grab your checkbook!